- Someone tried to bum a buck off of me. I didn't have any, honestly. I didn't bring a purse or (obviously) a backpack, so I had no money.
- Someone asked what it meant to be an organ donor. Seriously.
- Two people asked what a maiden name was.
- Someone thought stop signs were too confusing.
- I was the only one who knew what D.O.B. stood for. (If you're not that bright, D.O.B. stands for Date of Birth.)
I'm serious; people are so retarded.